question

how do you block a slouchy hat that’s meant to be bigger than a head form?

answer:  borrow an unused balloon from your dad next door.

blow this balloon up

inside the hat

until the top is stretched

and the brim is not too stretched.

spray, but not the brim (or it will end up too big for any human head).

set it on the forced hot air heat vent overnight

be sure to rescue the hat

(by removing it from the balloon)

before it is tossed, kicked and otherwise enjoyed in ways it was not meant to be.

‘ question’ taken from 1:27 in the book of mark.

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